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When I was in high school the best way to meet girls was to join a rocknroll band. These days youd be better served by joining The Young Democrats Club. Thanks (in no small part) to the "alleged" escapades of our beloved President Bill "Do You Wanna
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Theres an old southern saying that goes, "Dont like the weather? Just hang around a few minutes. Itll change." Anyone whos spent much time in Alabama can relate to that one. Its not uncommon to wake up to a blue sky filled with brilliant sunshine and
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The human brain can be a remarkable thing, depending upon whose head it happens to reside in. Some people have a brain that works like a powerful computer, taking in raw data and processing it until it is transformed into technically coherent terms.
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What if someone handed you a pill and said, "Take this pill and you will live to be 120 years old." Would you take the pill? What if they said, "Not only will you live longer, but your body will stop aging from this point on. You can be 120 years old
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When I was a hormonally-challenged lad of eleven or so, the Miss America Pageant was a very big deal to me. After all, it was the one night of the year when the network ditched The Partridge Family and Room 222 in favor of beautiful women sauntering
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When I was a kid, there were certain words you just didnt say in front of your parents, or any grownup suspected of being a parental snitch. Swear words, my mama called them, cuss words, words little kids shouldnt say lest the Bad Word Police come ta
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I believe it was Frank Zappa who said, "Necessity is the mother of invention," which means that if there is a public need for something, sooner or later, someone will invent it; and then Microsoft will steal the idea, produce a cheaper, far inferior
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The other morning, I was sitting at my kitchen table eating my usual bowl of generic cereal (Crispy Hexagons, to be exact), when the national news came on TV. The top stories of the day were: "A giant, killer asteroid is headed toward Earth, and Amer
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Is it me or are the 1998 Winter Olympics about as exciting as watching old people speedwalk at the mall? Dont get me wrong, Im as patriotic as the next guy, but when the nightly highlight show contains fifteen minutes of slow-motion replays of the da
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The other night, after throwing the kids outside and putting the animals to bed (we discovered our mistake the next morning), my wife and I settled in for a quiet evening alone. We dont get much time to ourselves anymore, what with work and the const
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